10. Drink molasses 'til you heave 9. Wet bonnet contest 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy 7. Buttermilk keggar 6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale 5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns" 4. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers 3. Sleep 'til 6 AM 2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite donkey 1. Churn butter naked
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