The new supermarket near our house has an automatic mist machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm. - When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. - When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle. - So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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