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halfasmuch action hero Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 4349 Loc: Upper Oakville Re: Arkies       05/30/06 11:50 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   I can't let that stand as the ARKIE Yoke fo the day..... young arkie goes courtin.. gone for the weekend.... come trudgin up the hollow and meets the old man rockin in his chair on the porch puffin on a corncob pipe.... Timmy John says "DADDY, I founf the perfect woman... She sews her own clothes, grows a garden.. went fishin and caught more fish than me, cooked it as good as granny's catfish ... got a face prettier than a hereford calf and best of all...... I think she is still a virgin!!!!" The old man spits and says "Son, if she aint good enuf for her own family, she aint good enuf for ours!!!"""" now dat is an ARKIE story .. though it is older than IIFID's kids.. -------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein Post Extras

Entire topic Subject Posted by Posted on Arkies IIFID 05/30/06 11:07 AM Re: Arkies halfasmuch   05/30/06 11:50 PM Re: Arkies MB2   06/02/06 09:56 AM

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