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The Wal-Mart Greeter
      06/22/06 03:03 PM

A very unattractive, nasty, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.

The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?"

"Heck no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"



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