Well, I wouldn't call that chit scribbled on a napkin an asset page. I'm sure your "balance sheet" includes transvering ice also. Dude you can't afford me, my salary would have to at least double yours. "Economics 102" says this isn't feasable. I still have to show some of my employees the correct way to perform their jobs. My question is, how bad does your back hurt after diggin with those beaners all day?? It's good to see that you know all about your "net gains".