Clinton did a stint in the National Guard. He thought he wanted to be an airborne soldier, so he volunteered for jump school.
One day he was telling his dad about it on the phone.
"Yeah Dad ... we fnished ground school, and it was time for us to do the real thing. So my platoon boards the plane for their first real jump, and everything was going great.
The jumpmaster tells the stick to hook up, and everyone jumps to their feet and gets hooked up. One by one, we all shuffle to the door ... and jump.
But when I got to the door, and I looked down. I froze in the doorway. The jumpmaster ordered me out of the plane, over and over .. and each time I refused."
His dad asks, "Then what happened, son?"
"Well Dad ... after giving me the order about a dozen times, finally he got so mad ... he told me if I didn't jump, he was going to have his way with me, sexually."
So his dad asks .. "Well, did you jump then?"
And Clinton says "Well, yeah ... but just a little, at the first."
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