Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste."Well", he said, "I'll give you a all a clue; it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."