Boudreaux had absolutely the ugliest wife in the world and one morning he woke up and decided that he had to do something with her as she was just too ugly to even look at anymore. She was so ugly when she was born that her mama breast fed her through a straw. When she got old enough to eat solid food, they would prop her up in a corner and feed her with a sling-shot, and the older she got, the uglier she got. So, he decided to take her to a plastic surgeon. The doctor looked at her for a long time and Boudreaux asked the doctor, "You think you can do something for her?" The doctor said, "Yes I think I can, I think I will start with her nose." Boudreaux said,"What you gonna do doc, break it and reduce the size of it, and cut them warts off the top and side of her nose?" The doctor said, "No, I think I'm gonna start off by putting it right there between her eyes."
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