"I woke up this mornin and I chit a squirrel, I mean it, literally, hell of it is, damn things still alive. So, I got this chit covered squirrel down in the office, don't know what to name it"
"Oh I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"
-------------------- "ya'll take ah good look at this lump of chit, remember what it looks like"