Two old Jewish men were sitting on a bench in the park talking.
"You know,, I have a big problem and a sorrowful heart."
"What Moshe? What is your problem?", asked Abraham.
"It's my son, young Moshe. He has gone and turned Christian on me."
"Oh my." said Abraham. "Funny you should mention that. My son, he too turned Christian on me."
Just then Reuben walked by.
"Why so sad with the long faces?" he asked.
"It's our sons, they have gone and turned Christian on us." they replied in unison.
"Funny you should mention that," says Reuben. "My son, he went and turned Christian on me too. We should pray to the Lord for advice on how to change this."
So they got down and prayed. "Dear Lord, please help your children. Our sons, they have gone and turned Christian on us, What should we do?"
Immediately the skies darkened and Lightning flashed about. Thunder roared and a voice came from everywhere.
FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT...."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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