A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton. They are asking for a $100 millionransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?" "Oh, about a gallon."
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