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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: Murphys Laws For Cops       03/10/07 04:35 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top. -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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