A farmers bull goes bad so he takes it to the vet. The vet tests him and gives the farmer some medicine to give to the bull and assures him it will remedy the problem. The farmer takes the bull home and gives him a dose. the bull runs out to the herd and services them all then jumps the fence and does the neigbors horse and is last seen going over the hill off into the sunset.
The next day the bull is nowhere to be found.
A neighbor calls and tells the farmer the bull is in his pasture 3 miles down the road. He says "i thought yore bull done went bad" "he's been servicin mah cows all day" "and the neighbors too" "whut did you do to him?" Other farmer replies"Took him to the vet" "got him some dope" 1st farmer asks"well what is it" The other farmer grins"i dunno but its tastes like chocolate"
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