So Algore asks Bill Clinton, "Whats the deal with you and all these women. What's the attraction?"
Bill says,"Gals like a man with a big dick."
Al asks,"How can I get a big dick."
Bill tells him," Every night before you go to bed take your dick out and slap it on the bed post 20 times."
Al returns home late that night and as he's about to crawl into bed with his sleeping wife he decides that, as silly as it seems, he'll try Bills idea. He pulls out his pecker and starts slapping it against the bed post.
The noise wakes the sleeping Tipper who drousily mumbles," Is that you Bill?"
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