A man was shopping in the men's department at Blooming- dale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam." She smiled pleasantly and asked, "And what would you like?" "What would I like? I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth. And then I'd like to suck on your beautiful tits and bite your nipples lightly...
But what I came to do is buy is a new tie."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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