A man walks into a Kentucky bar, sits down on a stool and orders a drink. As the tender is pouring it up, the man asks "Have you seen the ridiculous state of our politics lately?"
The bartender slides the drink to the customer and allows as how he hasn't really cared much, so no, he hasn't.
"Well, I'll tell you, that Hillary Clinton is as ugly as a horse!".
A swift backhand from the tender knocks the patron from his stool, and as he stands back up, rubbing his jaw, he states, "Oh, a Democrat, I see."
"No, but watch your mouth," the bartender replies. "This is horse country."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."