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IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8067 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan COLONSCOPY       01/10/12 05:25 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy, a friend of mine decided to have his next one done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where supposedly the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating. As he lay naked on his side on the table, the nurse began his procedure. "Don't worry honey, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me. "I haven't got an erection," he replied. "No, but I have," replied the nurse. Moral: Don't ever get a colonoscopy done in San Francisco -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras

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