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The female dentist
      03/15/12 12:14 PM

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the male patient a shot of Novocain.


"No way! No needles. I hate needles" said the Male Patient.


The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects saying, "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on, suffocates me!"


The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.


"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."


The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."


The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain Killer!"


"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!"

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