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For retired school teachers and the like
      04/28/14 06:39 AM

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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