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FowlMouth King Deano Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 2922 Loc: E MO Welfare       09/04/06 11:38 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "hi .... you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "your timing is just excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her s*xual urges. You'll be provided a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary will be $300,000 per year." The guy, wide eyed, says, "You're bullsh*tting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well...you started it." -------------------- Low speed....high drag Post Extras

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